Bill Scott Stand-up Comic

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Below we see a prime example of the toll shopping takes on a man at any age.  Anyone who knows me has seen me make that last face when I get dragged to the mall or grocery store.  FYI, I still wear that bib to dinner every night and I still ride in the cart.

"Will the owner of a '79 school bus please move your vehicle; it's a piece of shit and you're blocking in all the people who want to leave because this show sucks." Photographic evidence of my very first time on stage.  As a fourth grader emceeing the school talent show, I had no fashion sense.  But I got my first laughs and I was hooked.

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