Bill Scott
Stand-up Comic
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Pat Cooper had some good advice too. He told me that on Sundays, in lieu of church, I should put on giant green pants and pretend like I just lost a bunch of weight. That will make people think you're really motivated.
Working with Mitch Fatel also helps alot. We've worked together on several occasions back at the old club in Pittsburgh. Those were fun shows, back in what I like to call "the carpet years". Mitch also gave me some sound career guidance.
   He told me I should watch elephants do it for inspiration. You're a wise man, Mitch Fatel. This happened on my trip to Africa, or the zoo, I can't remember which one. Apparently it was threesome day.   Keep in mind fellas, never hold a woman down with your trunk while your friend bangs her unless you have her full consent.
More hugs from old dudes!

All my hard work pays off and I get to work with the Smothers Brothers. Now these guys are legends, and man can they swear. For the cleanest act in the business, they're like a couple of truck drivers in the green room. 

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