Bill Scott Stand-up Comic

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This is where it all started. Not really, but check out this shirt. I think Urban Cowboy had just come out, so get off my back. I'm 9 years old and full of hope.

By age 24, all that hope went straight down the shitter. Thank God for those fuzzy bathroom rugs. While passed out in my own vomit I had a revelation; I'll go into the comedy business.

So I had a casual lunch meeting with my cat. It might sound crazy, but Doobie has never steered me wrong yet. He's not just insightful and wise, he can also lick his own ass.

He told me to get my teeth fixed. It was hard to hear, but tough love is one of Doobie's specialties.

The next task on my list was to hug Pat Cooper. He's a comedy legend and a pretty good hugger. All I had handy was my cell phone camera so it's not the best quality photo, but I only have so many pockets.

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