Bill Scott Stand-up Comic

Welcome to the section of my site entitled:  Love, Bill Scott. As far back as recorded history has allowed us to see, people have been writing angry letters.  And before they wrote angry letters they chisled angry letters into stone tablets, or painted buffaloes on a cave wall taking a piss on something they hated.  Crude as those methods seem by todays standards, they served the same purpose: to convey to someone else how bitter and displeased one may be about the particular load of shit they've just been handed. This is my version of that.  A collection of letters I've written to various people, companies and organizations who I feel should jump up their own asses.  To offset any bad karma I may be incurring, I sign all of my letters Love, Bill Scott.  Because all you need is love, love is all there is, and I would love it if they would kindly go to hell.  Enjoy.                                                            Love,                                                               Bill Scott

Rich Assholes     *NEW*                          ESPN     *NEW*           Comcast Part Three *NEW* Lane Bryant Catalog Lance Armstrong Carl's Jr. Blockbuster Video Subway Sub Shops Britney Spears Internet Porn Industry CNN U.S. Customs Ashlee Simpson* Jeopardy! Champion Ken Jennings** Wal-Mart Comcast Cable Company Comcast Part Two The Game Show Network*** Seasonale Birth Control The Pennsylvania Dept. of Transportation

Coming soon:  More letters to people I hate.  It could be you!  Check back often. * Ashlee Simpson has since fixed her ugly face... and then some. ** Ken Jennings has FINALLY lost, due in part to my letter-writing efforts. *** Game Show Network's schedule has been amended since this letter was written.