Bill Scott Stand-up Comic

ARTWORK

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Very seldom do you meet a pharmacist who also has a shoe repair business. Most people pick a job and stick to it. The entertainment business however is full of people who want to crossover into fields in which they have no business, like when Madonna tries to act.      As a comedian who considers himself an artist, I've decided to become one of those total douche bags and "do art". These are pictures I drew while talking on the phone, or waiting for food to arrive while dining alone on the road.  Some are self-explanatory and others defy all logic. Mostly they are doodles that I'm trying to pass off as art, so just play along.

This is a monkey flying over the Swiss Alps on a construction barrel, like you didn't know that.

Here we see an angel having relations with a duck-billed platypus. I know this is ridiculous because platypuses don't go to heaven.

In the backwoods of Appalachia vicious donkeys run wild, attacking honkeys at random. Please be careful if you ever visit there. Plus look at her boobies, they look funny.

An alien with twelve nostrils may look strange, but he smells great.

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